#8523 I was about to post about my first one night stand, then I read that someone else had theirs too. There must have been something in the air Saturday night.

#8522 I posted a picture of myself on the Whisper app. So many people have messaged me and some of them seem to creepy. No, I'm not hanging out with you when I've had a five minute conversation with you. One guy even offered to pay me about $40 for him to come over and let him cuddle with me. What a creep...

#8521 I lift weights so I can literally sweep girls off their feet easily.

#8520 Should I continue having sex with a girl that disgusts me just for practice in order to get better at sex?

#8519 Starbucks isn't really that expensive when you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup.

#8518 I should have known the sex was going to be terrible when I could stick his entire dick in my mouth and still not deep throat him.

#8517 Had my first kiss at a party yesterday. Never kissed anyone before because I wanted it to be magical. That's just overrated.

#8516 I confess that I pick my nose all the time. And if you don't, you are missing out on the best, most efficient way to clear your nose.