#9160 In response to my confession about the sex or blow job, I'm in the dorms and my roommate won't be back till Sunday morning.

#9159 If you ain't white, I won't swipe right.
-Annoyed White Girl

#9158 I really want sex or a blowjob right now.

#9157 Regret is such an awful feeling.

#9156 Nothing frustrates me more than when I text girls that I like and ask questions in an attempt to spur conversation and they do the minimum work and just answer your question.

#9155 Lauren power(s)? Are you single?

#9154 I saw a beautiful woman on the Trolley today... I wanted to say something to her, anything really, but I didn't. Hopefully I will see her again on a commute, and maybe I will say something.

#9153 I miss my girlfriend. I know this brake is only a week long but it's been tough for us both. I can't sleep without her next to me. I didn't even get to say goodbye.