#9483 Where are all my Whitney Young people at? I've only heard about you here but I feel like I'm the only one here from out school.

#9482 I have been single for so long that I even forgot how to date. I am going to die alone.

#9481 If you make eye contact with a cute girl sitting by herself at the dining court but she does not smile at you does that mean that she does not find you attractive?

#9480 People keep saying you can meet girls all around campus. But if you really think about it, girls at the library are busy studying and has their headphones in and don't want to be bothered same as the Union. Girls at the CoRec are focused on working out and has headphones in and don't want to be bothered. See the trend? Most girls are doing their own thing and don't want to be bothered? So how do I meet girls? Please don't say clubs its too late to join clubs at this point in the semester.

#9479 This guy needs a hug....

#9474 If anyone needs a formal date any time soon... I look amazing in a suit

#9478 I'm not real sure what some girl's are doing nowadays with their ridiculous-looking eyebrows. However, every time I go somewhere I see a cute girl that looks like she colored in her eyebrows with a shit brown crayon. I get stuck in utter disbelief like Austin Powers when he sees the mole on O' Dude's face. Like, who told you that looks good?

My confession: I wish you all would quit.

#9473 I don't get it why so many guys at Purdue Confession only want sex from their girlfriends. This must be very hurting to the girls. When I saw my girlfriend video calling with her mom, it reminds me that if I hurt my girlfriend by only demanding sex from her, I will not only hurt her as well as her mom. When I have a daughter in the future, I definitely do not want my daughter to be hurt by other guys like that as well.