#9644 To the gentleman in hicks cafe who helped clean up a spill that the person walked away from, you have a phenomenal smile and almost made me forget to breathe :) Your girlfriend who was with you is a lucky lady. Have a great rest of the week!

#9643 Are there any Americans in CHNS 101? Its Elementary Chinese? Is it hard?

My Confession: I might take it next year.

#9642 What are some super easy humanities selectives?

My Confession: I have to take a humanities selective next year.

#9641 Ladies, wearing 6 inch short shorts and displaying your cleavage to the public will not land you quality guy. You will only attract assholes and douchebags that only want you for sex.

#9640 I have had nothing but the utmost respect for all sorority girls. However telling our house you will serenade us as an April fools joke because you think your better is a horrible thing to do. So women of [] I know all of you likely didn't have something to do with it but fuck those who did. That's horribly disrespectful and I hope you burn in hell.... Fuckin bitches

#9639 I feel like I'm not aloud to go to parties since I'm not in a sorority. I have nothing against Greek life, but I personally don't see myself ever wanting to join one. But at the same time, I want to get wasted and smooched on just as much as the next person. I'm not 21 yet so bars aren't an option .

#9638 Walked up to a random girl and told her I think she's pretty. Was super awkward, but, hey, seeing her smile was worth it.

#9637 I told my boyfriend I'm a virgin. I'm not.. technically. But I am an anal virgin so it's okay