#9652 I really, really want to own a Bat'leth so that I can carry it around and yell "Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam" randomly at people.

my confession: I use Bing Translator mostly because it will turn English to Klingon.

#9650 I confess I lost my car in the parking garage today for 25 minutes. . Also does anyone want to see streb forces concert for free?

#9651 I'm taking HIST 351 next semester and I'm pretty scared. Do I have any reason to be?

#9649 A few Thursdays ago I threw up in my cactus cup, poured it out in the bathroom, and got a new drink.

#9648 A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

You must be an engineer" says the balloonist.

"I am" replies the man. "How did you know."

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

The man below says "you must be in management."

"I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

#9647 My balls hurt

#9646 I've never had a girlfriend or even thought about having one... but I want to kiss a girl. Do most girls go through this? I just wonder what it's like.

#9645 Just saying, guys if you wear a fedora I will drool over you the rest of the day. I don't know how some girls hate them, men in fedoras are basically my kryptonite.