#9974 Your wife and your mother switched bodies. To get them back to normal you have to sleep with one of them. Who’s it gonna be?

#9957 I appreciate the admin for all of his hard work because it must take up so much time posting almost 10,000 Facebook posts in the course of a year

#9956 If any guys are looking for part time work in Lafayette, starting in a couple weeks Aunt Millies is hiring a part time loader. It is third shift work. 3-4 hours/night @ $15.50/hour with opportunities to make more. Go fill out an application at the branch. It is on Amelia Ave off of Creasy Lane , or like this and I'll message you with more details.

Oh yeah, you need to be able to pass a drug test!

#9955 I'm terrified because I think I'm losing my hearing in my right ear. Every now and then I'll hear a tone in my ear and it'll gradually go away, but I'm so scared that one day it won't. Looking it up online, there's no cure for it. My hearing is a little dulled on that side too. I want to go to PUSH but I'm scared they'll tell me there's nothing I can do.

#9954 Not a confession, just a rant.

I get asked out to dinner at Harry's before spring break as a date. He cancels because his ride decided to leave earlier than expected. Perfectly reasonable. After spring break try talking to him a couple times the past couple weeks and I get completey ignored. Not one response, no longer reasonable. I'm kinda upset about this. Aww well I tried fuck him.

#9953 I dated a girl for three years and before the fall semester we broke up. Two weeks later I met this really bitchin girl and we started dating. I ended up breaking it off to try and patch things up with my old girlfriend. Things didn't work out and we broke it off for good two months ago. Now I really want to try and get back with the other chick. My confession: I'm not sure what the hell to do.

#9952 To the girls from Shoemaker at Jake's Saturday night, I wanted to apologize for my friend verbally berating you. If you ever see me out, I owe youa drink!

#9951 Thanks for not posting my confession either, admin. I'm hurt.