#9965 I, on behalf of speaking for the student body, have decided to change the names of the Silver Loop, Gold Loop, and Bronze Loop to "Sloop", "Gloop" and "Bloop".

Why?

It would be so much more satisfying to hear people yell "bloop" and "sloop" throughout the day, plus it just rolls off the tongue fantastically.

Stay classy,

RM474

#9963 I have a horrible time trusting men. And when you don't trust them, you look like a paranoid crazy bitch. fml.

#9962 To the fine piece of ass in the long green shirt and shorts. Even though you got sick I would still ride you like a pony. What a hottie. Please be single.

#9964 My roommate and I used to get along great when we were both freshmen and sophomores. Since then he's gotten increasingly caught up with his animalistic desires and just plays around with girls. I've also realized he's a selfish soiled brat who doesn't care about others much and just wants everything he fancies. It's sad that my once great friend is now almost repulsive to me.

#9961 My number one fear right now is that my boyfriend doesn't love me at the same level that I love him. I'm scared to say the L-word for this very reason

#9960 My legs stand as two tree trunks fixing me to the earth.
Once i was like the buds in May expressing to the world,
But now I am a pine: ever unchanging, resilient, resolute.
My eyes yearn for the stars as the great redwoods of the west.
I send out tendrils searching for the earth
Through the mud and the muck like the mandrakes of the south.
So here I shall stand.
The world may change around me
But I shall still stand.
And wait.
And wait.
For her.

My Confession: This side never comes out in public.

#9959 College relationships are pretty much just a facebook status; in the moment everyone might like it. But as time goes on, it's so deep in the news feed that no one really gives a fuck

#9958 My confession is that I want more CS 159 homework. I actually enjoy the programming problems a lot! Anyone know if ECE 264 (Advanced C programming) is similar to CS 159?

Side note: Bill Crum best Crum.