#29751 Me today: *watches videos about net neutrality*
*internet turns off*

But yeah it sucks Net neutrality was agreed to be gone yesterday when it was my b-day. ):

#29754 Christianity has improved my life immensely

#29753 9 years ago my wife had an affair with my brother, and got pregnant. My brother is a lowlife, and I knew he wouldn't be able to take care of their son, so I made the choice to stay with my wife, and raise her son myself. We never told him the truth.
The lesson is this: I love him like he's my own son. I love teaching him how to do math, and spelling, and reading. And I love it when he looks up at me and calls me 'Dad'. Sometimes I just think, when I look into my nephew's eyes, "man, you wouldn't believe the most amazing things that can come from some terrible lies."

#29642 I just recently started dating a girl and i really like her a lot, she is amazing. The thing is we don’t see each other much and we are kind of falling apart fast. I really like her, like I said, but we’re both finding it hard to fit each other into each other’s busy schedules.

CONFESSION: Should I go back? I feel alone and tired. Idk.

#29636 SPOILER ALERT

I do not know anything about Star Wars. Just went today because of my date. Here is the summary of this film.

1. There is this lady in bathrobe wanting to learn from this old guy in another bathrobe but its little darker.
2. There are these triangle spaceships but there is a mega one on top of a planet where people who are resisting against the triangle people are trying to escape.
3. The big triangle has two cannons that blow the planet up which surprises everyone.
4. There is this young pilot with nice hair, fairly well groomed who is willing to shoot all the small cannons on the top.
5. There are these jingle bell bombs that eventually drops to the triangle ships and kills the bad cannons.
6. Lady is a nice dress, middle-aged, is mad the face that guy with nice hair destroyed the triangle.

7. They go to supersonic but somehow it is traced by the bad people.
8. The guy in a mask kills the lady, old lady, in a nice dress but she survives by being alive from the dead.
9. The guy in a mask talks to this girl in a bathrobe topless and be like, hey, come to my side. It's all good.
10. The old guy in the bathrobe gets mad and suddenly trains the girl in the bathrobe. During this process, the girl gets to this interstellar black hole place where she sees herself. Weird.
11. The people in the cucumber spaceship does not have enough fuel so they decide to evacuate people.
12. The lady is not fully recovered, so this lady in the turtle kneck makes the decision which makes the guy with a nice hair mad.
13. There are people who leave the cucumber spaceship to find a person like the key-maker from the Matrix 2.
14. The little ball robot makes a mistake which was spotted by another ball robot.
15. The people who are resisting gets caught, and gets into trouble by an aluminum lady which later gets thrown into the fire.
16. The two resisting people escape and return to the ship but its little too late.
17. Resisting people go to the salt planet with the red surface with winter foxes.
18. The triangle people brings a sex toy looking cannon which could be used for both men and women.
19. The old man saves the day my praying.
20. Lady in the nice clothes is cool with the guy in the bathrobe. They all escape in the dish spaceship and everything is okay.

#29625 Gf confessed that she cheated on me once while I was gone. Bitch doesn't know I have been sleeping around.

#29777 Few things get to me as much as white people, especially white men, who act as though their anger issues, negativity, depression, and/or mental illness are debilitating and something that should earn them empathy/sympathy points. Sorry my dude, but as someone who is marginalized by white men daily I deal with what you deal with and BEYOND on a scale that would make you bedridden 24/7. The problem is that by trying to act like your problems are not fairly easy for you, a person with more racial and socioeconomic privilege, to overcome...you make it look like those of us who are actually, y'know, oppressed...are experiencing suffering on an equal level. In reality, you couldn't handle the shit we go through if you're THAT fragile and it undermines our struggle. You see how that can be problematic now? Grow the fuck up.

#29626 Someone connected to my wireless printer and printed an entire ream of paper with a giant monkey face on each page. I hope you're happy.