#31578 I fell in love with my best friend and she started dating one of my other friends.

F.

#31577 I got a call from NASA a few weeks ago. I wasn't sure why the hell they'd want an Ag major, but I figured they'd want some well rounded people for growing potatoes on Mars. I should have been tipped off when they were talking about "becoming a member" and "making a difference", but I was too excited.

It turns out NASA is actually some goat education group and they got my info from a 4H fair about 5 years ago.

There go my dreams of farming Mars.

#31576 Is it selfish to have children? Am I bringing another human into this world without their consent and sentencing them to march a path to an inevitable death? Am I unleashing upon the environment a being who will do at least as much damage to the Earth as me? What if she grows up to be as evil as Joseph Stalin or Mother Teresa? Am I passing on genes that are inferior and only surviving because modernity has subdued the scythe of natural selection? Will he grow up to be a disappointment? Will a birth defect cause them to be a burden on everyone around us? Could I rescue 20 dogs and cats with the resources it takes to raise one human? Will my genetic programming make me regret not reproducing until it's too late?

#31575 I met a girl in the beginning of my freshman year at Purdue. We quickly had vibes and I had a feeling she had a thing for me but I did not want a relationship at that time but now I think I’m friendzoned so hard and it is crushing me hard cuz she talks shit about other dudes and I try not to listen to it but it hurts me cuz I care about her. I want to be more than friends, yet things rn don’t seem that great for me. We still vibe and everything but she met this guy that seems so similar to me but one difference he ain’t friendzoned and they went on dates. These r regrets ;(

#31574 How do I figure out if a guy I fancy is gay without offending him or making him think I'm gay? Is there some kind of bat signal or special salute?

#31573 I'm a Calc 1 TA and my students often leave a small note at the end of their quiz like "Happy Halloween" or "Happy Thanksgiving", or even just say thank you with a big smile. You guys have no idea how much I appreciate it!

#31572 A few weeks ago I went to my first "college party". I'm not a partier, I dont go out very often but I was under a lot of stress and I just needed to loosen up a bit. The 1 time I go to a party, and someone slips fucking ketamine in my drink while I was looking away. I dont really remember much about that night but I can with confidence I was likely raped. I've been an anxious wreck since then and my family doesnt believe me and all my friends have since graduated...fuck this...

#31571 Last year I hooked up with my sister on Halloween and then she trolled me by telling me she was pregnant even though we used protection. I think we're going to hookup again over Thanksgiving Break. Looking for advice on how to out-troll her this year. Suggestions?