#31586 PSA: don’t fucking look through the crack in a stall door to see if someone’s shitting in there. There’s a door for a reason.

#31585 I wish I could be Daddy Daniel’s wife

#31584 I might be a mediocre engineering student with a sub 3 GPA, but at least I'm street smart.

#31583 Sometimes I wish my parents didn't get rid of my Schwinn scooter. These Birds wouldn't stand a chance against it. At least it had a basket where you could place your backpack and a seat so you wouldn't stand like a normie.

#31582 In a world where your average college student is decked out in Patagonia, Vineyard Vines, and boat shoes, don't be that person. Don't try so hard to fit in only to come up short every time.

#31581 I’m having a secret affair with a professor so I can pass my class. I hate it because he’s really ugly but I really need to pass

#31580 I'm tired of being single. I have trouble initiating conversations, so it's not like I can just start flirting with girls. It's not that easy for me. I don't want a quick hookup or anything, I want someone who cares about me, enjoys my company as much as I enjoy hers and looks forward to seeing me. I'm tired of being alone. I just want to be loved.

#31579 I met a girl at IR but I forgot to ask her name. I've been wanting to meet her since. She's in chemical engineering but recently switched to industrial engineering. She's lived in Singapore. I would love to meet her again ??