#12967 In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move...

You think you've got problems. What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don't even bother answering. I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer.

#12966 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFXgTVPCkB0

#12965 ou’re perfect for me. I’ve never used the word perfect for anyone before, but this seems like a time where I can let myself. I love you and I can’t wait for the day I get to fall asleep and wake up next you. I can’t wait until I get to say bye to you and know that I don’t have to wait another month or two to see you but just a few hours instead. I love your smile. I love that I make you smile. I’ll admit I feel guilty sometimes, like I’m wasting your time. I know you’re better than me and that you deserve better and I know I’m holding you back, but I’m too selfish to let you go. You make me really happy like happier than anyone has ever and will ever make me.



I love you.

#12964 http://imgur.com/a/F6R8o

#12999 To the guy who uses a fleshlight because his gf doesnt want sex. I'm in the same situation bro but instead of a fleshlight I just invite her best friend over whenever I feel horny.

#12963 So, I think I have seasonal affective disorder. I also think it's funny in an ironic and twisted way that it's acronym is S.A.D.

#12962 Today I submitted my readmission application. I'm nervous.

#12961 Pretty sure my significant other posts on here quite often. The things posted are never bad. Actually, they're pretty flattering and I'm not sure why you don't feel comfortable telling me these things personally and instead prefer posting them anonymously to this site. I know it's you and I find it very entertaining but I'm responding in turn and letting you know that you can tell me anything. Always.