#12972 http://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/FzefoxEMr_RZBCRL.png

#13001 When in doubt, rub one out.

#12971 Confession: noun. The act of telling people something that makes you embarrassed, ashamed, etc. From Old French confesser, from Latin confiteri "to acknowledge," from com- "together" + fateri "to admit," and fari "speak".

If you care about the fate of humanity even a bit, sometimes other people's actions and ignorance can make you just as embarrassed as if it were your own. There are some people and trolls on here who still don't understand this, and try to disregard the validity of genuine confessions.

#12978 There was this really hot guy at the cactus last night with a group of people at the piano bar. I think I heard your name was Caleb??? You should hit me up ;)

#12970 Sara George, you are way too cute. Anytime I get to see you makes my day. Stay beautiful ;)

#12969 Almost positive I saw the word "PIXELMON" on the laptop screen of a really cute girl in the Union. Downside of technology- when girls are jacked into the matrix you don't really want to try flirting with them. Shame.

#13000 Fuccboi

#12968 To the girl who's car I tapped while trying to un-parallel park @12:30 ish by the armory, I am so sorry! I know we didn't exchange information since you said I didn't cause any damage, but I still feel terrible. I wish there was some way I could contact you and give you my info anyway, just in case.