#29972 Whats it like being rich?

Confession: Was interested in a girl I'd always see on my way out of my dorm until I heard her openly trash talking people who dont come from money. :/

#29965 Indiana, ooh na na. Half of my heart is in Indiana, ooh na na. He took me back to West Lafayetta, na na na. Oh, but my heart is in Indiana, there's somethin bout his fatness. Indiana, ooh na na.

#29992 @ #29879 I've done the math, and according to my calculations, you've gone through slightly over 8 football-field lengths of dick. Congratulations! (calculations below for those interested).

Given that an average penis length is between 5 and 6 inches (probably less at Purdue) and assuming that "dick mileage" is only counted by inches of forward thrust, I'm counting each thrust as 4 inches and 36 thrusts per minute during coitus. I'm generously assuming 15 minutes per session. Since you mentioned fucking during 27.4 sessions, wrapping that all together, (27.4 sessions)*(15 mins/session)*(36 thrusts/min)*(4 inches/thrust)*(1 ft/12 inches)*(3 yards/1 ft)(1 football field/120 yards) = 8.22 football field lengths.

#29967 where do you guys get the free condoms? I haven't seen any in my dorm

#29969 I'm a very unusual "disadvantaged student" case at Purdue and it sucks that essentially all on-campus resources have no idea how to help me regardless of their good intentions.

#29973 In my opinion, paying your taxes and not committing treason should be the only criteria for being considered a patriot.

Just so it’s clear, expressing dissatisfaction with the state of affairs in your country is not treason.

#29974 At 16, I met the girl who I thought I would be with forever (I know, just bear with me). Needless to say it didn't end well. Long story short, this girl disappeared not long after, I mean literally. She ran away from home, left our hometown, nobody knew where she went (It wasn't my fault, crap family issues). That was nearly 10 years ago. I just saw her Facebook profile (which was deactivated for quite some time), and she's apparently married, and lives here in Lafayette. I'm disgusted to say that all these years later, when I saw her face my heart skipped a beat. I've had several girlfriends since her, I thought I left this shit behind. I know it's dumb to say, but part of me is still in love with her. That's my sad story. Thanks for reading, if you stuck with me, you deserve a reward. Mix UV Blue with Mountain Dew Voltage. That's an amazing reward. If you're legal, anyway.

#29975 Can we fly kites here?