Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:07 AM
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#13893 What's a threesome like? Always wondered if it's as amazing as it sounds, or just a glorified fantasy
Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:00 AM
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#13885 My girl friend asked me what I wanted for Christmas.
"World peace" I said.
"Something more realistic!" she laughed
"Ok how about a blowjob once a week?" She reached for the phone. "Who are you calling?" I asked. "The United Nations" she replied.
AA
Wednesday, 17 December 2014 07:12 PM
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#13884 Hey Guise...
Would I get in trouble if I posted a photo of me drinking in Mexico? I am 19, so not old enough and I live in the States.
I know that if I had a photo of me drinking in college it could actually get me in trouble with the college. If you know for sure help is appreciated!
Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:30 PM
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#13883 No matter how bad your week is going, just remember it could always be worse, you could be an I.U. student.....
Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:22 PM
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#13882 Finalizing my final paper with google speak to text while playing "Edward 40 hands" ..... I don't see what could go wrong.
#ChallengeAccepted
Wednesday, 17 December 2014 11:17 AM
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#13892 To the dudes with the big trucks and fast cars, when you rev your engine up state street, people roll their eyes and talk about how small your micro-penis must be. No one with any sense thinks you are cool.
Wednesday, 17 December 2014 03:50 AM
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#13881 I never thought I would have ever started liking you, but since then I have never stopped.
Tuesday, 16 December 2014 10:30 PM
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#13879 All I wanted is to have a happy family, to marry an atheist guy who has moral values, follows the law, cares about honesty and loyalty and commitment, my father cheated on my mom with so many different women, I don't even think I believe in love anymore.