#30137 I wish I was a girl. It'd be a million times easier to get laid or even have a relationship or talk to someone of the opposite sex.

#30116 The last girl to flirt with me was in high school over 3 years ago. I don't know if I've gotten uglier or if college girls' standards are just frat guys.

#30114 I'm a minority and I hate when white people, mainly SJWs, have the audacity to be offended on behalf of other minorities. They should mind their own damn business.

#30091 I picked up some litter on my way home today and the wind blew it away while I was trying to throw it in a dumpster. Shout out to the guy who helped me chase after the plastic bag and save the planet lolll

#30092 I plan to take over the world. My world domination plan is precceding appropriately

#30093 I'm so disappointed with you, collegiate communities. I can't find a reason why you would allow your employee put a giant "Make America Great Again, Donald Trump" in one of your facilities. Now I obviously don't care if it's a personal item but it is in a company properties and I think it's inappropriate.

Sincerely,your resident.

#30094 I have a huge sleep fetish.

#30095 I really want to date a cute, funny, and nice engineer who lifts. I'm in EEE and I like to think I have all of these attributes... I don't have high standards at all...why is it so hard to find a good intelligent guy?