Tuesday, 19 May 2015 10:20 AM
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#15441 Back hom I got all of mesa pizza to start singing 'lean on me' at 2am and the bouncer kicked me out..
Tuesday, 19 May 2015 10:19 AM
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#15442 My stomach made drawn out dying whale sounds while I was eating at Chepotle. I think people are assuming I'm making it with my mouth.
Tuesday, 19 May 2015 10:17 AM
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#15448 Dear custodian, I'm flattered that you like I'm pretty, but it's creepy. Please stop complimenting me
Tuesday, 19 May 2015 10:16 AM
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#15443 I went to the doctor today for leg pain. He told me to take off my pants to check what was wrong, he started feeling my leg, and I got an erection
Tuesday, 19 May 2015 10:16 AM
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#15444 Sometimes when I get overwhelmed with school work, I curse feminists. I would have been happy being a housewife.
Tuesday, 19 May 2015 10:15 AM
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#15445 I asked a hipster on the street if he was a liberal or an American. He wasn't smart enough to not answer
Tuesday, 19 May 2015 10:14 AM
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#15446 Those showers in the Corec bathrooms are so creepy, but at the same time I would love to have some kinky sex in one of them just to say I did.
Tuesday, 19 May 2015 06:15 AM
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#15437 Any other gay girls up for platonic cuddles and netflix this summer?