Friday, 22 May 2015 07:29 AM
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#15545 I ate Big Macs 8 days in a row.
Friday, 22 May 2015 07:28 AM
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#15546 I once told paramedics if they gave me medical marijuana it would cure my alcohol poisoning.
Friday, 22 May 2015 07:27 AM
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#15547 If I see one more asian kid with an 100,000+ dollar car, I will flip my shit.
Friday, 22 May 2015 07:26 AM
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#15548 Sometimes I feel like I'm the only gay guy at this university.
Friday, 22 May 2015 07:25 AM
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#15549 I get drunk on campus all the time and I dont even go to school here, in fact I live an hour away
Thursday, 21 May 2015 09:49 PM
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#15524 My roommate thinks I go to the library to study whenever I randomly leave at night but I actually go down the street and smoke with other friends.
Thursday, 21 May 2015 09:47 PM
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#15525 I've slept with the same DJ of a fraternity, who will not be named, 3 times over the last couple years and he literally had NO clue that I was the same girl each time. This is a confession because I'd definitely do it a fourth time. fucking douchebag meathead
Thursday, 21 May 2015 09:46 PM
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#15527 The only reason I ever go to large lectures is because I'm hoping someone will streak through one at some point. And I want to be there, phone ready