#15537 After 3 and a half years of being with my boyfriend we've decided that we're finally ready to have sex. I'm excited but also extremely nervous.

#15538 I didn't shave my legs this weekend so that the drunk me would be less motivated to take off my pants. ?#?whitegirlwasted?

#15539 to the guy who just ripped an absurd amount of ass in the Lilly bathroom today... Good for you. That was just downright impressive

#15540 I just dunked on a 2 foot basketball hoop

#15541 When I was a little girl, I had an imaginary friend, and when I grew up, he came back. He’s called the Doctor. He comes from somewhere else. He’s got a box called the TARDIS that’s bigger on the inside and can travel anywhere in time and space. I ran away with him, and we’ve been running ever since.

#15542 The curtains really do match the drapes

#15543 I ended things with a guy because I didn't think I would be able to keep up with his lifestyle. Now I'm not sure he could keep up with mine. I miss him

#15544 We stood laughing in the rain for 6 hours watching a game of soccer but I don't even know who you are. For some reason I can't wait to see you again. You left your 20 in my pocket...thanks!