#15591 I steal a good sized handful of fortune cookies every time I walk past Panda Express. And I am not secretive about it either. If they are dumb enough to leave them out, I am going to take complete advantage.

#15590 Ok, so there's this guy in my Math class, and he smells like B.O. so bad, I want to jump out the window of the classroom, and it's on the third floor. Everyone can smell him, he envelopes the entire classroom and I have to hold back my gagging. If you're reading this, will you PLEASE shower, and change your damn clothes.

#15592 the girl that stole my waffle last year in hilly one very hungover morning, i fucking hate you. fuck you.

#15593 When my roommate and I get too drunk we usually end up running around kicking trees and punching mailboxes. To anyone who notices. No... we're not angry or looking for a fight. We just are two teenage mutant ninja turtles who somehow managed to make it to college. Holler.

#15594 To the guy who shared his umbrella with me when it was pouring rain and I had nothing to keep me dry: THANK YOU! and why didn't you ask for my number? let a girl make it up to you

#15595 I'm a senior girl and I really want to fuck an underclassman.

#15596 "I have never committed a felony in my life, but I want to tag something - maybe the bridge out over the river - before the summer ends. Hardcore, I know.

#15597 My friend and I hooked up a while ago just to see what it would be like and I think it may have killed our friendship. I miss being able to just chill without it being awkward.