#15824 My boss hired one of her sorority sisters and all they do is gossip. I'm doing prep work while they are literally sitting on the floor talking about some skank who slept with some asshole. Fuck this place.

#15825 I hate shitting in the library cause I always feel like some creep ass likes to masturbate and rub is sperm all over the toilet seats.

#15818 I like when my room mate brings home fat chicks, they make the best breakfast.

#15816 I missed being hugged. Last school year got about 10 hugs a day from friends and family. I feel like I'm lucky if I get a hug every few days. I would do just about anything for someone to hold me for a few minutes. I just want to get these next two weeks over with so I can go back home.

#15815 The one thing I've learned from college so far is that I have NO idea what I want to do when I grow up.

#15814 My roommate's gf has a toddler. The three of them camp out on the big sofa hide-a-bed when she's in town which, this time, has been since Wednesday. It's not just the additional burden on our already terrible internet, not the constant messes, not the fact that the living room is now a bedroom, not the marker doodles on the couch, not the shell-shocked look in the dog's eye, nor even the persistent cockblocking (empirical evidence 4:5 college ladies do not like children). The worst is the constant migraine-inducing bored toddler yelling and whines and noise. I'm glad my buddy's been getting HIS stress relief but this semester has honestly been a huge drain on my sanity

#15812 I spent 5 years being friends with a total bitch...you werent always that way...I sacrificed sooo much to go to college with you...now all you do is treat your Bf like crap and try to pussy pop for the football team...you have turned into a thristy jealous bitch....sometimes I feel bad because you dont really have any other friends here...and lord knows you wont make any...I hope your bf realizes your crap and you get screwed over for attempting to be a ho.....you threw away 5 years but I am finally getting to be me and I am sooo happy

#15811 A close friend of mine recently confessed to me that he has had erotic dreams about me. I feel like i'm supposed to feel awkward about it or something, but i don't. Instead I find it incredibly flattering.