#15827 As an RA, the only thing that brings me more pleasure than banging residents who think I have actual power is using that "power" to make partying residents pour out their alcohol. So much joy.

#15826 I think my math teacher turns me on.... and we're both girls... what?!? I've never had thoughts like these before

#15835 I'm a good Christian boy. I go to church every Sunday and Wednesday. I also write some of the raunchiest, and hottest erotic literature you will ever read.

#15819 Saw my ex boyfriend on the way to class this morning, and Ive gotta say, i dont miss his hateful-ass one bit.

#15820 I don't understand. When I'm in front of a crowd of people, I don't give a damn about what any of them think of me. I can talk and sing my heart out, and not pay attention to the fact that people might be laughing at how terrible I am. But when it comes to a cute guy, I automatically become shy and fearful. I don't know how to say anything other than a timid "hi" or ask about something business-related. There could be millions of cute guys staring at me snickering at what I'm saying, and I won't give a damn and be seen as very outgoing. Give me a single cute guy to talk to, and I'm suddenly the shy, bookish type.

#15821 I'm head over heels for a girl I met more than a month ago. We tend to text a lot and we been on a few dates. I've always been a shy guy and I stress over the little things. I brought up the idea of being in a relationship. She said that she wants to take it really slow. Is there anyway for me to get rid of the stress and not be awkward around her?

#15822 I recently started dating this guy. Well I must say that I poked a hole in his condom the other night in hopes of getting pregnant.

#15823 I want my Mrs. Degree...so tired of college.