Tuesday, 09 June 2015 07:38 AM
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#16132 I would fuck the boilermaker special...no lie.
Tuesday, 09 June 2015 07:38 AM
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#16133 If you're an upperclassman living in the dorms WITH A CAR you're a lame
Tuesday, 09 June 2015 07:37 AM
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#16134 Confession: I fart on my roommate's face when she sleeps...oops
Tuesday, 09 June 2015 07:37 AM
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#16135 Wish I could find a chick that didn't only let frat guys into her.
Tuesday, 09 June 2015 07:37 AM
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#16136 I REALLY wish that every time I saw you, I DIDN'T have the urge to wanna kiss you and tell you how I feel, mainly due to the fact that you're awesome, beautiful, and I still have a girlfriend... but fuck it!
Tuesday, 09 June 2015 07:36 AM
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#16137 I considered taking steroids last semester, except I didn't have the money to afford a cycle. If I hadn't been broke, I would be on roids right now.
Tuesday, 09 June 2015 07:35 AM
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#16118 I like to pretend to be a "devout Christian" but really I just don't know how to get laid.
Tuesday, 09 June 2015 07:34 AM
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#16119 I bought my girlfriend the 50 Shades book to see what would happen AND... It was the best freaking thing I have ever done!!! P.S. Guys if you read it with them there is no telling what they will do just to jump your bone!!!