#16141 Willing to pay a girl to be my girlfriend.

I know this is supposed to happen "naturally", but it hasn't yet. I'm not an overtly desperate guy, I'll talk to you and won't immediately try to jump in your pants but I just want to have a girlfriend.
If you start to really feel I'm bugging you, you can leave and I'd understand....

And yes, this may sound bad but looks do matter. No I am not looking only for girls 10/10 attractiveness but I do have to like your personality and the way you look to date you. It's the truth.

Any chance that can be arranged....anyone?

#16140 Whitney Slusser, you are such a bad ass!
Rock on, chick, rock on!

#16139 Iesha Upshaw: you are beautiful in every way. I wish you could be my girlfriend.

#16138 Kenneth Tan is so hot, I look at his Facebook profile and jizz in my pants without even trying to.

#16128 I have a crush on my teacher!! I don't know if he has a wife but I don't care!

#16129 Why do engineering majors call themselves engineers? No one else has the arrogance to pre–claim professional titles. Most of them are aspirational idiots anyways.

#16130 I'm sorry to all the people I've turned down-- most of them are nice and good company. I'm just not capable of romantic or sexual feelings, and I don't want to lead them on any further.

#16131 I don't know how to tell my parents that I want to move across the pond...