#16149 To all the incoming students-the forest is big and mostly without light and you probably wont make it tiny little tree but I wish you luck

#16148 I realized today that I'm starting to fall out of love with you
I don't remember your favorite color, or the first song we danced to. And today someone new asked me what my favorite color is. I'm terrified because I thought that maybe we could make it work one day, and I meant it when I said I'd love you forever.

#16147 How do I meet girls on campus? I work 9-4 and by that time there is no one on campus.

#16146 You can learn about a person from who they main in Super Smash Bros.

#16145 Damn after not eating healthy for almost 2 years, starting to workout and eat healthy has made me shit a lot... This is so not fair...

#16144 So I work in Chauncey hill mall, I don't go to Purdue, never went to college. But I was on my break wasting mm eating, and one of my co workers rang up this couple that obviously went to Purdue (Purdue clothing, book bags, you could tell they were students) and my co worker isn't the best looking guy, or the most stylish guy, but he is very nice and very smart. As I watch this couple, the girlfriend is clearly making fun of my co worker pointing, laughing, and gets her boyfriend to laugh as well. It just really bothered me, you snotty rich girl born with a silver spoon in your mouth making fun of someone for their style or how they look or where they work, but I hope your reading this, because the man you were making fun of, has a PhD in chemistry from Purdue university

#16143 I'm dropping out of Purdue and moving to Germany. Hell, I only have 2 years left but fuck it. Free education over there and no pressure to graduate in such little time. My German is shit, but I'll pick it up. Better than being in debt to loans for the rest of my life!

#16142 These satire news sites are getting out of control. They're supposed to be funny or perhaps even appalling eye-openers but they make themselves too believable for the average reader. The point is that I'm sick and tired of seeing dipshits from my hometown losing their minds day in and day out over a fake news story because they're too fucking dumb to figure it out. I know some are convincing, but it takes 3 seconds to check a website's "about" page. Get with the program.