#16304 It's kind of depressing that as you get older, you begin to notice how racist, classist, and sexist the world really is.

#16305 It's amazing how much I can hate my fraternity brothers sometimes.

#16306 I still cut the crust off of my sandwiches

#16307 Every girl that I mess with has a boyfriend. Is it bad that I purposly try to make girls unfaithful and usually succeed? I don't think so. I'm just too good at what I do.

#16297 I'm in a sorority. I go to parties but I've never been kissed, I've never had a random hookup, I don't even dance up on guys or get completely wasted. Yeah, it hurts when we're all stereotyped as "slutty" or "whores" who only party and don't have values. That just isn't true. I'm also a Christian but I'm not blasphemous about it. I'm a Republican but I'm not rude or disrespectful. The three biggest things in my life that define me are also the three biggest things that are misrepresented and stereotyped in college. I hate it.

#16296 I think most of you are really, really terrible at parking. It's not that hard to fit a Civic between the lines.

#16295 Whenever someone I don't like sneezes I whisper satan before saying bless you, hoping they'll get possessed and what not.

#16294 I beet the BWs Blazing Wings Challenge yesterday night, but it's still beefing me right now.
Needless to say, but MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!