#16505 i've had sex with my boyfriend so many times at various locations on campus. i'm actually kind of proud. just kidding... sort of

#16504 I honestly think about fighting my room mate sometimes. He's probably one of the most annoying people I have ever met.

#16503 when you're really horny at night and your vibrator is too fuckin loud so you just go to sleep #firstworldproblems

#16502 PEOPLE don't be fucking gross, if you're going to take hardened fudge nugget flush the fucking toilet!! -sincerely a peaceful shit taker.

#16501 I don't go to Purdue but sometimes I just sit in on lectures

#16500 I want me a big booty black girl like SHERANE!

#16499 Am I the only one that laughs at my texts when they're funny...while walking alone, when there's people around you??

#16498 One of my biggest pet peeves is when a class gets out and people text while walking down the stairs and walk really freaking slow and practically stand there blocking the way. Wait 30 seconds until you are out of people's way before you text or learn how to walk fast and text. Some people have places they need to go.