Sunday, 21 June 2015 11:23 AM
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#16512 I drew that dick on your face with a sharpie last night.
Sunday, 21 June 2015 11:23 AM
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#16513 There are Olympians, Astronauts, and rock stars in this world, but my sorry ass can't wake up for an 8am.
Sunday, 21 June 2015 11:20 AM
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#16514 Up until my second year of high school, I believed that penises have bones...
Sunday, 21 June 2015 11:20 AM
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#16515 My 260 lb roommate's constant talk of losing weight but never doing anything is starting to annoy the fuck out of me.
Sunday, 21 June 2015 11:20 AM
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#16516 You never understand an "it's complicated" relationship until you are actually in one.
Sunday, 21 June 2015 11:20 AM
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#16517 Last weekend I turned 19. My mom decided I was old enough to know that my grandma used to be a stripper. FYI I will never be old enough to know that, or unhear it.
Sunday, 21 June 2015 11:18 AM
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#16507 College looked more fun on Blue Mountain State.
Sunday, 21 June 2015 11:18 AM
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#16506 Every time a Unicorn gets its wings, an orphan gets a piece of cheese cake.