I had to pee and my roommate was in the shower, so I locked the door on her and went in the sink. Then forgot to let her out. Oops

#16676 Fuck you. you only want physical when I poured my heart to you and care to you by cooking you everyday , cleaning your house, tell you to do laundry. At the end, all I know is that I have my love and it went to nothing but to the trash bag

#16675 Ashley Johnson, you're so cool even ice cubes are jealous.
And that's how cool I falsely think you are. :P

#16674 Me and my friends are celebrating the Supreme Court ruling with Laphroaig 18 Year Old single malt Scotch. You're welcome to join!

#16673 I'm a guy and I absolutely love movies like Wicker Park, The Lucky One and The Longest Ride. I put on a tough exterior but I'm a big softy at heart. I'm also very shy, and have issues with anxiety and low self-esteem. I see these movies and it's two hours of happiness for me. But then the movie ends and the happiness goes away as I come back to my crappy life. I just wish I could be with a girl that would enjoy watching these with me so that the happiness can continue once the movie ends.

#16672 I've been in a distance relationship for awhile now. But I'm afraid that by the time we start living together, we won't fit together like we used to. And then I'll have missed out on opportunities to fall in love at Purdue. Thought?

#16671 my roommate is such a slut, she recently started webcam and all I hear is her moaning f****** herself. Lol it might seem funny but for me its super annoying. Shes got snapchat (Ooops my computer fell off the table, then down some stairs, into a cake, and I accidentally deleted the username. -Admin) you guys should suprise her.

#16670 To the girl in the blue nikes and glasses doing squats... You are hot!