Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:09 AM
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Just started a new diet its called poor.
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:09 AM
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That moment when you go to the bathroom at a party or a bar and look at yourself in the mirror and think.. "Well im drunk.
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:09 AM
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Your pants say yoga, but your ass says Netflix
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:08 AM
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Any other girls pause when they smell good cologne on a guy?
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:07 AM
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Going to the second picture on Tinder will make up your mind every time
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:07 AM
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Love getting cute texts from my crush like "who is this" and "how'd you get my number
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:06 AM
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So in Harrison can you guys see people in the guys side at night from that large study room. I was once taking off my cloths to shower, and I looked out the window and was wondering if people could see that?
Saturday, 27 June 2015 07:03 AM
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I hate it when homeless people shake their cans at me, its like, okay I get it, you have more money than me.