#17635 I'm starving, but I'm going to see if I can sleep the pain away since I haven't been to sleep in almost 60hrs.

#17625 Girlfriend surprised me w/ a threesome but the other chick was hotter. Still wouldn't trade my girl for the world.

#17624 I'm so scared to tell him the truth, that I am falling in love with him so quickly. I shouldn't, I just ended a long relationship... I can't do this too quickly. Why am I feeling this way. I feel so guilty.

#17623 I'm in love with a porn star because she looks alot like my ex girlfriend.

#17622 I take a shower after every shit I take. Y'all are nasty if you don't do the same thing.

#17621 My bathroom in my apartment is located in my roommates room... Sometimes I pee in my kitchen sink because shit gets complicated. Yea, this just went down again. ??

#17620 How does one clean their penis

#17619 I absolutely love my boyfriend of 1year+, but there's just one thing I can't deal with: his friends. They annoy the hell out of me. The way they talk and treat others, (by others I mean not only me) are intolerable. Don't get me wrong though, my boyfriend is one of the nicest and kindest gentleman I've ever known. He respects elderly people, and love children. Being the kind person that he is, he can never say anything harsh to make them stop. I love him, but his friends are starting to get to my nerves. Wouldn't make sense to end this perfect relationship because of those jerks..