#17627 Theres a party in my pants and your invited.

#17628 He is not the hero that you need, he is the hero that you deserve

#17629 My house is in desperate need of a new sublease. I am reaching out to the awesome people of this page if you or a fiend is in need of somewhere to stay this next school year please comment on this and I will message you with more information.
My confession one of the people who signed a lease with me has screwed me over and now trying to fix his problem.

#17630 I binge watch cops. <3

#17631 Attention seeking cunts like #17611 really piss me off. You're different, so be it. Deal with the dynamics of it. Quit whining like a suicidal little girl and toughen up.

#17632 So Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon. Neil A. What's that spelled backwards? Our most awesome alumni was actually an alien. Oh shit. Did we send him to the moon or did we send him home?

#17633 If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus was the lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

#17634 Word is David Franco secretly loves Crossfit.