Sunday, 02 August 2015 05:44 AM
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#17737 I saw a skunk yesterday, and tried to take a picture. It turned around and chased me! The fuck is wrong with animals these days.
Sunday, 02 August 2015 05:40 AM
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#17738 If I'm high, but nobody is there to see me, am I high
Sunday, 02 August 2015 05:39 AM
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#17739 Sometimes I'm baffled by how big my boobs are
Sunday, 02 August 2015 05:37 AM
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#17740 You can't make someone love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best
Sunday, 02 August 2015 05:37 AM
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#17741 Pokemon is the reason why I take so long to poop
Sunday, 02 August 2015 04:21 AM
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#17742 I'm really disappointed that you took up smoking... How can I tell? Cause you're so smokin'!"
Sunday, 02 August 2015 03:17 AM
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#17743 how can indians get laid in purdue
Sunday, 02 August 2015 12:23 AM
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#17744 Nichole from Harry's you're pretty awesome