#17818 Only reason I'm going to miss Harrison is because the showers are so nice and big now... Wish hilly's were redone

#17819 Has anyone ever gotten so scared they peed their pants a little? I've only ever seen or heard of that happening in movies.

#17820 I'm the girl that posts all of those motivational posts on Facebook, in reality I don't believe any of them

#17821 Anyone else get pissed when their bike is stolen?

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/05/tech/yerka-unstealable-bike/index.html?sr=fb080515unstealablebike7aStoryGalLink

^I need this, you need this, we all need this...

#17822 When a pretty girl likes my post I go look at her page. If she has a boyfriend I have a brief thought of "so that's who I have to kill" but ultimately he has nothing to worry about cuz that would require me to leave my apartment, which requires pants, and that's a problem.

#17823 I'm afraid to comment on all these weird ass confessions because then I'll get text messages from my mom about it. Last time I unfriended her because of her calling me to "discuss" my comments and posts and she practically disowned me. Something as simple as posting "so tired, class today is going to suck" and I get a phone call about how I should be getting more sleep. Now all I do is post funny cat photos because it's the only safe things to post. Which really sucks cuz I'm the kind of guy that enjoys a good contoversial internet debate.

#17824 I scratched the apostrophe from "café" off a sign at Armstrong just to see if I could.

#17825 Ever had diarrhea so bad you had to take a shower. Just me? Okay.