#17835 I don't believe in feminism. Not because I don't believe in equal opportunities and that whole 9 yards but because when the ship goes down I send the women and children onto the life raft first.

#17834 You're just a secret slut.

#17833 I'm a graduate student in the Chemistry department. Every day I become more and more convinced that the majority of the people in this program are here so that they can be in a position to tell other people what to do, rather than because they actually like chemistry.

#17832 WTF...rec center! looks more crowded than ever!

#17831 My great ancestor is Ezio Auditore da Firenze

#17830 RIP IN PIECE

#17829 What do you do when you can't sleep, you have a lot of depression, and no money?

#17828 Might just be me but restaurants shouldn't be putting tablet games at their dinner tables. Like it's already going to be hard enough to spend time with my future kids with smartphones and new digital media everywhere, I too was once absorbed in gameing as a kid. I think it took away from the relationship I had with my parents...