#17963 Meatless "meatballs" scare me... Why call them meatballs if they're vegetarian?

#17962 I think anyone who buys the cookies and creme version of Oreos is a damn retard and needs to be put down... Oreos are cookies and creme, like are people really stupid enough to buy a smaller package for the same price because it's a "limited edition" flavor?

#17961 Confession:

1. My coworkers think I have a tiny bladder from how many trips I make to the bathroom.
B. I work at Purdue.
III. I secretly masturbate every time I go into the bathroom.
4. I'm a girl.

#17960 Oh my god, can this fucking time just pass by faster? I go to open my newsfeed over I got home to 2 anti vaxxers, both of which are recovering meth heads, one was like just fill my baby full of harmful metals, and fuck him up all day every day, kinda like when you were infecting meth, Abe who knows what other drugs into your blood stream, via a fucking spoon? The other one was, "why worry about bugs when you just sprayed yourself with bug spray... I honestly replied and said, "ok where do you live? You need a lesson in science, today..." no reply yet... The there's this "Straight outta" everywhere, everywhere? Everywhere... Shit all over the place, like for fuck sakes I get it, it's a movie coming out about some black guys who record music and end up dead, thank you so much for just string the fucking melting pot of racism, like seriously? These people want racism done, over with, gone and obliterated right? Then why bring it up every fucking second? And going through all the comments on various pages, like San Diego is building a new stadium for the chargers, all I giving saw on there was, "what about the homeless, the drought, the pot holes, the civil servants, the etc..." I almost had a store trying to explain this simple economics... I haven't wanted to get the fuck out of somewhere so bad in my whole life... But it's fucking everywhere! And I can't leave it cause I like seeing the hit chicks, the nice cars, communicating with high school friends and etc...

#17959 Education is the greatest gift you can ever give yourself

#17958 My confessions: I hate a girl I work with because she is attractive and uses her body (sex) to get what she wants for free or for a discount. Not only is it slutty, but it's not fair to her 2 year old daughter that has to see these strange men come and go all the time, let alone be left with these guys while the mom goes out to buy shit she doesn't need.

#17957 I sometimes get a semi while eating really good food

#17956 I don't have enough cushions for a pillow fort