#18035 When I was younger at school, i got written up by my Assistant principal “Mr. Fag” which pissed me off. So later that day me and my friend went to his house, ding dong ditched him a couple of times, and then we turned off his braker box. Sweet revenge. >:D

#18034 My brother, when he was smaller had lit a piece of toilet paper on fire, he dropped it and when he finally put it out, there was a black hole in the carpet. Our parents had never found until we were casually talking about it last night

#18033 "You know what your mother and the RBMK-1000 power plant have in common? They both go prompt critical when you put the tip in."

Confession:I know from experience with mine

#18032 I don't get why people need to eat at Hicks or even game when there are places like the Union and your damn room !

#18031 I used to be pretty athletic and in decent shape. Played soccer for 14 years, power lifted. So I had the diet of an athlete. Then I went back to school and got a desk job. My activity level dropped drastically but my diet stayed the same causing me to gain a lot of weight. Used to weigh 210 lbs at 5'9", currently 290 lbs.

Sometimes when I'm blue I complain about girls not being interested in me but then when one is interested I say no thank you. Part of me really wants to meet new people and I would like to get to know her as a person because I'm sure she is a nice person and I like meeting new people. But another part of me doesn't want to get to know her because the fact that she's overweight means that she leads a rather unhealthy lifestyle and I'm only interested in someone who would be a benefit to me regaining my healthy lifestyle.

Well honestly it's not even really the weight that I dislike. I actually prefer a girl with some meat on her bones. But you can easily tell the difference between someone who is big but eats well and works out and someone who eats mcdonalds five days a week. And I am completely not interested in adding that kind of negative influence to my life. I want someone who is going to be a positive influence. Someone who will help motivate me to eat healthy and exercise more rather than someone who's just going to surround me with fast food and snack cakes.

I feel like this makes me a shallow person but I can't help but feel that way.

#18030 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv94swj4sjo All you t-swift fans are welcome...

Confession: I get sexy to this song

#18029 I am in my early 20's and my body feels like I'm 40 after several years of serious drug abuse. I much prefer the days of wild drug induced threesomes and the crazy situations my habits would land me in.

I've been 6 months sober, and the banality of a normal life is strangling me.

#18027 After a long day, I like to kick my feet up, make myself a hot cup of tea, and listen to the Hercules sound track while singing all the Muses’ songs in their voices.