#18059 I'm constantly afraid of shitting myself every time I fart

#18058 I feel like my boyfriend feeds off of my failures. I've failed classes and felt like complete shit because he demands that I clean and pay attention to him. It's hard to explain, I know it's not just his disposition that causes my failures. I'm so lost. I've tried leaving him, but without him I have no support. My family just wants me to put up with him but I literally just failed out of Purdue. I just want to breathe and be good at something rather than him yelling at how worthless I am. Help me :(

#18057 I'm a straight Asian male Indian Jewish catholic African American Democratic white Girl, who happens to be a gay republican. Seriously. I am. And I totally will not vote for Hillary Clinton.

My confession is if people would stop describing their race,gender,sexual preference, religion etc before they make confessions that would be nice. But seriously I'm not voting for Hillary.

#18056 I really hate being me... I like that I'm probably the most positive person, I like that I treat everybody with respect, and that I'm fully independent... But it breaks my heart that I have my mom... I know I sound horrible, I should be grateful that I have one parent, but it's hard to be thankful for anything when your mom says, "wait for Christmas" then when Christmas/my birthday comes she buys what I asked for, for my cousins, literally everything, I remember once it was a guitar, another time it was a tv, another time it was a game system, the list goes on but they were never cheap... So I never know what to do at Christmas time except to look at the time or not go... It's really awesome every year to get socks while everybody else gets whatever they asked for...

#18055 You know you're in the wrong family when they hang out with the chick you dumped over you...

#18054 Do the escorts around here always have sex with you?

Confession: I am not obsessed with sex, but I haven't had it in a while and want some. So I want to know the chance of an escort having sex with me.

#18053 I've never hooked up with a girl before and i'm way to fucking old for it. It's fucking hard to go out and meet girls when you are starting from nothing.

#18052 Used the USB cable to lasso and pulled down the window