#18232 I clogged the toilet on the plane here, pretty sure they couldn't get it unclogged for the next flight

#18233 I subscribe to r/fatpeoplehate for motivation to lose weight

#18234 Heyy, straight to it. I'm 23/f. My best friend & I are like sisters. I've known her for over 15 years & her family too. this is so stupid.....so cliche but Im on here because there is literally no one I can tell that 2 consenting adults 1 being me, the other (her daddy) are kind of close you know. I had sex with her dad. I really only feel bad about not telling her yet &I'm sort of still in the butthole phase of this crap where I'm just tired of having to lie which isnt often at all. It's easy currently keeping this together but sometimes I'm in tears feeling disgusted with myself and the whole situation. Im feeling a little poopy about it now

#18235 I never donate money to education cause I don't want more competition when looking for jobs

#18236 Quoting my mother: "Donald Trump's mother was a Scottish immigrant. So he himself is an anchor baby."

#18237 My girlfriend just broke up with me. I thought we were going to get married... I feel so lost. She was my best friend and I could tell her anything. She accepted that I was bisexual and gender fluid. I'm afraid I'll never find another person like her. :(

#18238 I swear I've swiped right on every Tinder and got nothing :(

#18228 The only reason I hold the door open for women is so I can stare at there ass