#18243 When unsubscribing takes to many steps, I would just click spam button on email

#18242 I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, so I filled her glove compartment with shaving cream

#18239 I love sucking cock, so far this week I have sucked 4 different ones. I am a cock sucking man.

#18240 I'm afraid to leave my girlfriend of 3 years. I love her so much and I literally can't live without her, but she's cheated on me multiple times in the past 2 years, even though she says she loves me every day. The only reason I've stayed is because I love her so much and she makes me so happy. Every day has become a living hell with alternating between happiness and jealousy and worry and anger and not feeling like I'm enough. I just don't know what to do anymore.

#18241 I just want a group here on campus to play fantasy football with or at least someone who finds the League as funny as I do.

#18229 I used to think those irrigation circles where missile silos

#18230 when people take drinks into my car I nonchalantly downshift

#18231 called my friend a sheep fucker he won't talk to me anymore :(