#18283 Oh shit, so i bring DVDs to work since there's nothing to do here, so I bring in a bunch of comedies and fucked up by bringing in anger management, I completely forgot there's a penis joke underlying the premise, and it's like radiating with my co-worker who's old and yeah it's not so funny anymore...

#18282 I really love Naruto and Dragon Ball but I never tell anyone because 9/10 times at least one person in the room will shoot off into a 30 minute synopsis of their favorite anime and a detailed explanation of how all the "westernized" ones are inferior.

#18281 when I was on the bus and this hott sexi guy got on and sat right next to me!!! He was so hott! I pretended that I fell asleep and I layed my head on his shoulder!!! He thought I was asleep but I wasn't lol! Hehehe

#18280 In fifth grade someone in my reading class was playing with something while all the other students were listening to the teacher and he dropped it on the ground and later that day I found out it was a condom

#18273 When I was 6, my older sister and cousin told me I was adopted. they even went as far as telling me how an old lady gave me to my dad and that my real name was Anna. I believed them for over a week, until I realized that my sister and I look almost exactly alike...and that we both look like our dad. I was so gullible!

#18274 Once I took a picture of my dad's moob and sent it to my mom telling her I was at Hooter's

#18275 My last confession was a lie.

#18276 I really find it hilarious when people try to turn trolls into moral law abiding citizens with only their wordy liberal banter as ammo. Online and off.