Monday, 24 August 2015 12:40 PM
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#18297 I encourage my girlfriend to go out drinking with her friends so when she comes back drunk and hungry, she will be more susceptible to ordering pizza.
Monday, 24 August 2015 12:36 PM
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#18298 PAL is useless sometimes
Monday, 24 August 2015 12:35 PM
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#18299 I like reading confessions it makes me feel special to know someone else's secrets
Monday, 24 August 2015 12:31 PM
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#18300 I hate it when some guys complain about how their girlfriends stick a figure up their ass, I've been trying to get mine to do that for a while now.
Monday, 24 August 2015 11:32 AM
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#18292 Who wants to start a 10 or 12 team fantasy football league with me?
Monday, 24 August 2015 10:39 AM
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#18293 I've walked in while my roommate and his girl were doing it. He continues even after I've made eye contact.
#dedication
Monday, 24 August 2015 10:38 AM
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#18294 Women are equal and deserve respect... To bad they don't seem to respect me because of my micropenis.
Monday, 24 August 2015 10:37 AM
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#18295 That moment when the Taco Bell hits...