Monday, 24 August 2015 06:13 PM
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#18310 I turn my condoms inside out so they are ribbed for my pleasure
Monday, 24 August 2015 06:12 PM
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#18311 I don't what to have kids in the future cause I honestly think I'm really ugly and not that smart and I want to take those traits out of the gene pool, so they don't affect future generations
Monday, 24 August 2015 06:00 PM
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#18305 today was the 1st day of classes, and my 5+k reimbursement has STILL not posted. FUCK, I WANT MY MONEY! ><
Monday, 24 August 2015 04:34 PM
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#18304 I scheduled a haircut before my first class on Monday so that I would look good the first day, but she cut it too short, and I don't really like it. I can't even tell if it looks good because all my friends will just lie to me.
Monday, 24 August 2015 03:30 PM
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#18303 I cross dress and I really really like it.
Monday, 24 August 2015 03:12 PM
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#18302 I am asian and crossed a street and a car with a white guy drove by and yelled the N word at me as he drove off. I took it as a compliment because I've always secretly wanted to be black.
Monday, 24 August 2015 02:16 PM
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#18301 Sometimes I get so bored at work, I type www. and then random letters and see where the internet takes me.
Monday, 24 August 2015 12:41 PM
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#18296 Tom Cruise is an excellent actor