#18491 I like Katy Perry's music

#18482 Okay. If you're crossing the street while I'm driving, I'll slam on my breaks or stop at a safe distance to avoid you. I don't want to get charged with vehicular manslaughter. But for the love of God and all that is good can you all PLEASE just look both ways before you cross the street? Crosswalk or not, if it's too late to stop it's too late to stop! Cars are bigger than you!

#18481 When I am in a crowded social setting, I pretend that ninjas or aliens are attacking and I must save the day

#18476 I used a q-tip to clean my nose today for the first time, it worked better than my finger ever would have

#18477 I usually do 30 minutes of research on NHL.com before going to parties, since I'm Canadian people always assume I'm an expert on hockey

#18478 Warned a girl that hitting on my girlfriend her boyfriend was doing, asshole I am all of a sudden

#18479 I broke up with my gf a couple weeks ago, and ever since I have been regretting my decision and truly miss her

#18480 Sometimes I listen to "Dad music", so I can imagine what having a dad feels like