Monday, 31 August 2015 05:56 PM
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#18483 I lost my virginity before I found out santa wasn't real
Monday, 31 August 2015 05:51 PM
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#18484 When you knowingly start dating someone who is already committed, are you equally guilty of cheating?
Monday, 31 August 2015 05:51 PM
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#18485 My parents think I don't visit them on holidays because I don't like them, truth is I just can't stand their slow ass internet
Monday, 31 August 2015 05:49 PM
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#18486 Missed my girlfriend today, so I masturbated sniffing her pillow.
Monday, 31 August 2015 05:49 PM
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#18487 I view people who lose weight using weight loss surgery as cheaters
Monday, 31 August 2015 05:46 PM
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#18488 Whenever I'm in my car on my own I used, to put my phone on record, set it up on the dashboard, and talk to the camera
Monday, 31 August 2015 05:45 PM
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#18489 I hate ranch, but I love ranch doritos
Monday, 31 August 2015 05:43 PM
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#18490 I'm probably the best liar there is, its such a lonely world though