Wednesday, 09 September 2015 11:30 PM
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#18747 I do stuff for my bf so his friends hear about it and tell him how lucky he is
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 11:28 PM
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#18746 Whenever I hear people on their cellphones in a public restroom, I mimic an upset stomach as loudly as possible, for the people on the other end
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 11:27 PM
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#18745 Told everyone I knew I broke my arm fighting off thugs mugging a little old asian lady, actually just tripped awkwardly while jogging
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 10:25 PM
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#18744 Because of my locks and beard, I've been called Jesus so many times, I can't even remember. I wonder if I claimed I'm the second coming of Jesus, would people believe me ? I'm sure I can make a lot of money if I do that -- a hell lot more than what I make now.
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 09:55 PM
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#18743 So I just got some news today about some corruption at work... But this is a little more important, are there many apartments/housing available for cheap-ish out there?
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 09:43 PM
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#18742 I like flirting with chicks at work, even though I have a girlfriend
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 08:21 PM
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#18741 I don't get why Purdue has to make the bike lane 2/3 of the whole freaking sidewalk.
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 08:01 PM
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#18740 Accidentally caught a couple girls jamming out and singing along to a song while in their car at a stop light. I then got a surprise serenade as they drive past me. Purdue is great.