Thursday, 10 September 2015 11:08 AM
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#18755 I only joined ME to have something in common with my dad. And now I'm a junior, despise what I do and am too afraid to switch majors.
Thursday, 10 September 2015 09:49 AM
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#18754 I am a League player but the new DOTA is so much better!
Thursday, 10 September 2015 06:50 AM
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#18753 My boyfriend knows more about beauty stuff than me, and I've never felt more embarrassed.
Thursday, 10 September 2015 05:22 AM
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#18752 I have gotten so lazy that when my printer runs out of ink, I buy a new printer
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 11:36 PM
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#18751 Sometimes I regret being generally friendly, because I don't know how to get rid of people who annoy me and won't go away
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 11:35 PM
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#18750 I'm not gay, but I still appreciate compliments from gay guys
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 11:31 PM
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#18749 I only get on tinder in the restroom
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 11:31 PM
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#18748 Did anal, and now every time I poop I'm afraid my ass is going to fall out