Thursday, 10 September 2015 03:54 PM
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#18763 People look stupider than the preachers when they listen and argue.
Thursday, 10 September 2015 01:02 PM
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#18762 When I was 8 I peed on the floor in my room and blamed it on our new dog
Thursday, 10 September 2015 01:01 PM
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#18761 If you don't use turn signals I automatically assume you're a douchebag in every aspect of your life
Thursday, 10 September 2015 12:59 PM
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#18760 I sit down when I pee so I can get on my phone, I'm a guy
Thursday, 10 September 2015 12:59 PM
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#18759 My sister told me she teaches elementary school, found out a few nights ago she is an adult actress, the hard way
Thursday, 10 September 2015 12:58 PM
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#18758 Sometimes I feel I need a girl in my life, I jerk off and continue playing video games
Thursday, 10 September 2015 12:56 PM
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#18757 I'm an organ donor, not to save lives, but because I want to live on vicariously after death
Thursday, 10 September 2015 11:15 AM
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#18756 When other people are in public restrooms at the same time as me, I sometimes plus my ears so I can pee.