#19226 When my grandpa was a biology teacher back in the day he asked his students what is a woman and what is a bear. A student answered the bear is a omnivore, idk about the woman. My grandpa replied the bear is an omnivore and will kill you at once, however the woman is a parasite and will suck the life out of you forever…. a little old school joke

#19225 Nice guys finish last. That’s why I’ll treat you like trash, though it’s not what I really want to do, but you only date bad guys so I’ll give it my best try to treat you the way you want me to

#19224 Got so trashed last night I took off all my clothes and crawled around my dorm floor refusing to get dressed. The guy taking care of me got a show to say the least.

#19223 Had my one and only meeting with the Dean yesterday, so I could drop out. He ended up giving me a whole motivational speech about how I should keep working hard to get back into college & that I’m a young bright individual. I can’t even remember what his face looks like, but damn. What a nice guy.

#19222 I am having a terrible time at Purdue. I spend a lot of time doing schoolwork and studying, yet I still have bad grades. I have just about no friends and I feel like my social anxiety is getting worse. I recently found out that I am not straight or the gender I was assigned at birth and I am having trouble coping with it. Because of this, my depression has come back and it is worse than ever. Because I have no friends, I have no one to really talk to about it, making it worse. Also my terrible grades are freaking me out because I’m already on academic probation and I don’t want to get kicked out. To make everything worse, my social anxiety is preventing me from going to CAPS or going to my professors during office hours to get extra help with my work. I hate it and I just want it all to end.

#19221 I want to be a model. I'm short and fit so the fashion runway wouldn't work out but I'd love any opportunity. Problem is I have no idea where to start or how to get noticed…

#19220 the boy zack in my english 286 (the movies) class at 930 tuesdays and thursdays..... you are so cute! marry me?

#19219 To the girl at Triple X this morning in the white/blue striped shirt and light jacket eating with your friend...you had the most beautiful eyes