#19371 I jerked off in a public bathroom: It was a movie theater, and my movie wasn't going to start for 45 minutes. I didn't go into the bathroom intending to jerk off, but a guy came in right after me and I couldn't go. I pulled out my phone and realized I hadn't done it for a few days, so I did it.

#19370 I am male and I really like Uggs.

Admin- I like huggs

#19369 So, where do I find the girls that just want to have sex? No relationship required. Hell, I don't even have to know your name. Just a few times a day, we bang it out together.

#19368 Q. Why do University of Indiana graduates hang their diplomas from their rear view mirror?
A. So they can use handicapped parking.

#19367 A mushroom walks into a bar. Sits down and orders a Jack and Coke, the bartender says "Hey, we don't serve your kind here", the mushroom replies "hey I'm a Fungi"

#19366 I managed to get fucked by 2 frat brothers at a party last weekend. Unplanned. Always wanted to do some kind of group stuff, but I always thought it would be something I had to think about in advanced. Never imagined something spontaneous like this would happen. I thought I would feel like pure regret in the morning, but all week I've just wanted to find a button that says "Just Eiffel towered and proud". And none of my friends are open about stuff like this, so I don't have anyone I can share my excitement with. I need more sex positive friends haha. Also I don't remember the 2nd guys name. Some day I may feel regret, but that day is definitely not today ;D

#19365 It scares me to see the fact that I can be sexually harassed by the Extremist Preachers, and yet I cant keep them from doing so.

#19364 It's been three months now since my ex and I broke up, and still everyday I think about her. I don't know what to do. I still love her and I know deep down inside she still loves me. If I just had one last chance I'd show her how much I love her every single day for as long as she'd have me. I've had a lot of time to think about the Mistakes I've made and I realize how much all the small things matter. I can only wish for the day that you'll come back to me and until then I'll never stop loving you.
-Dove