Friday, 02 October 2015 06:46 PM
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#19379 That moment when you wipe too soon and you're greeted by what could have been in the toilet.
Friday, 02 October 2015 04:17 PM
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#19378 To the girl who posted about being a part of an Eiffel Tower and needing more sex positive friends...Do you have Kik? Because someone started a kinky Kik group
#bdsmpu
Friday, 02 October 2015 04:05 PM
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#19377 If you tell me you're a grad student my panties will automatically fall.
Friday, 02 October 2015 03:17 PM
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#19376 People automatically assume that I'm so smart because I'm in Liberal Arts. Truth is I really am.
Friday, 02 October 2015 11:56 AM
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#19375 flaccid length has little importance in determining erect penile length
-Research.
Confession: The average length of a penis is the length of an iphone 6 (). I am an IPhone 6S. That is a Friday well spent!
Friday, 02 October 2015 11:40 AM
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#19374 If the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist, why are the planets perfectly shaped like meatballs?
Check mate, unbelivers!
Friday, 02 October 2015 11:33 AM
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#19373 Some random guy said "hey gorgeous" to me but I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic....
Friday, 02 October 2015 10:12 AM
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#19372 I’m the one who taught the kids the ‘beans, beans, the magical fruit’ song. Sorry, honey.