#19451 Looking at this weather I wish I was a husky. Wouldn't have to dress warm or anything. I'd be warm from the inside and outside. Sigh. Dreams.

#19450 i want to dunk your cosmic donut

#19449 So one time a coworker friend of mine posted on facebook. Popped up on my feed. A friend of hers commented on it. Clicked on her profile. Omg, got a FB crush immediately. Blonde hair, freckles, cutest nose. I'm basically following her, checking out her page like once a month, or if she popped up on my feed. Figured we'd never meet so I thought what the hell. Like a year later I'm standing in taco bell and she walks in, even better in person, and her voice like an angel. I was so guffawed I said and did nothing. Just stood there awe struck. Missed opportunity.

#19448 The reason I hate everything is because my parents spoiled everybody else and I got shit my whole life.

Oh it's Halloween? He's an old dress you can cut up, and get a rubber band and a paper plate... Goes to spend $30 on candy and watch tv...

Oh it's time to buy clothes? Let's go to am vets or goodwill and see if we can dress you to look as poor as possible... But I'll go to Macy's to get a $50 top...

Oh you want to do something? Sorry I'm watching tv on my new 50 inch plasma (in '08) so I can't do anything cause I'm broke...

Oh your cousins are in town? My bank account filled up and I can suddenly take time off work, but you have school.

Oh it's Christmas? Let's buy your cousins sobering nice, even though they have motorcycles, but here's a yoyo I found in your room... And a bungee thing from the 99 cent store...

Oh it's your birthday? Let's buy your cousin that gutair you wanted, and you can go eat a banana...

Oh you made eagle scout? Let's just end it there and not spend money to help you get scholarships...

Oh you want to go to college, have fun having no help from us... But we'll start a college fund for your cousins...

Hey, what the fuck man! You're happy?!? This can't be, we're moving closer to your cousins and you can stay in the garage.

Oh hey, you're joining the Army? Good luck...

Oh hey, you got a discharge for having depression? Go back to the garage...

Oh you want more money? Have fun choking on the fumes of acid and molten metal because there are no other jobs out here!

Oh hey, you have asthma now? And hurts to live? Lol good thing your cousins don't have to do that.

Oh hey, you're starting college? Good luck with no help from us!

Oh shit you graduated? Umm congratulations, we're so proud of you!

Yet if I question any of this, I'm disrespectful...

#19447 I honestly don't know how to meet women my age anymore. I've been focusing on one girl for so long and now I can't get my head back into the game. I can't tell if I'm just psyching myself out, but I just feel so lost at this point.

#19446 I'm a smoker. I understand this isn't the most highly looked upon of habits, but I try to be as respectful to others and clean about it as possible, disposing of my butts in the proper place.

That being said, what is with the hordes of Asians that smoke literally right outside of the hicks library doors 15 fucking feet away from the smoke area?

#19445 Accepting applications for wing man or woman. Previous experience not required, but will require short training session. MUST BE OVER 21 and willing to enter the bar scene, coffee shops, and campus areas but drinking is not required. Responsibilities include helping start conversations with the female gender as a single or in a group of people and making myself look good. Perks include I will be your wingman as well. Payment if you wish I will pay for a drink from time to time, or some other form of reimbursement. Inquire within the comments.

#19444 Haven't eaten a steak in months, I'll be eating Roman for a few weeks, but it was so worth it :)